We're (nearly) in safe hands

Branchage will very soon be in the capable hands of a qualified health-and-safety-bod (we believe that's the official title) as Branchage's India Hamilton is taking herself back to school to learn how to protect her colleagues and customers from danger: falling masonry, blocked toilets, loose wires, that kind of thing.

In order to be fully qualified to keep us all safe and secure at Branchage 2009 she has to complete 34 hours worth of training over the next couple of months... We've promised to frame her certificate when she passes the exam so it'll be worth all of the effort.

And in the meantime, if you see her in the street, be sure to ask her about fire regs and emergency exits. She'll really enjoy that.

Thanks India x